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Golden rule of IslamBy Ayesha AhmedGolden rule of islam is, " If you deliver
infidels to Allah, Allah will deliver houries to you".
How is it possible that violent jihad which is prescribed for muslims in 164 ayas of quran including ayas which guarantee paradise to those who kill and get killed for Allah is not a pillar of Islam? If one does not think that the following ayas do not cofirm that Jihad is the only pillar of islam , he needs to have his head examined.
Q 9.111 "Allah hath bought from the believers their lives and their wealth because the Garden will be theirs: they shall fight in the way of Allah and shall slay and be slain. It is a promise which is binding on Him". Q 9.123: "Fight the unbelievers around you and let them find harshness in you". Q4:84 "Fight in Allah's Cause. Incite the believers to fight with you" Q 2:216 "Jihad (holy fighting in Allah's Cause) is ordained for you (Muslims), even if you dislike it". Q 47:4 "Smite their necks until you overpower them, killing and wounding them". Q 8.12 "Smite infidels on their necks and every joint and incapacitate them. Strike off their heads and cut off each of their fingers and toes." THE SO CALLED PILLARS OF ISLAM WERE PLANTED BY THE ENEMY The so called " pillars of islam" were planted by our enemies to weaken and de-ball the muslim umma. SALAT How can salat ( namaz), the very awkward ass-up ancient sabean practice be a pillar of islam? There is not a single aya in quran which describes this ridiculous time wasting perpetual ritual ? As a matter of fact ass –up posture can attract evil and can be outright dangerous. . An attractive woman with a shapely behind in a prostrating position with her ass pointing to heaven can be very provocative for any healthy male (could that be the reason women are not allowed to lead prayers) .In such a posture , a woman can be a sitting duck for a rapist who can approach her from behind. Similarly a good looking prostrating youth with his cute behind perched up in the air can be very inviting and lustful for a mullah with homosexual tendencies. Is it surprising that pedophilia is so common among mullahs of the mosques in Islamic countries? HAJ How can the pagan custom of shaving heads and circum- ambulating half naked around an ancient temple be a pillar of islam? How can requiring grown ups to throw stones on imaginary spooks like little kids be a tenet of a rational religion? How can dropping your pants and underpants , wrapping yourself with a white bedsheet and running in circles please a sane God? Haj is not a pillar of islam, it is a big con job to steal poor muslim umma's money , concocted by infidels of Saudi Arabia. FASTING Fasting is the worst of the lot. It is the sadistic practice of self immolation through starvation, dehydration and abstaining from sex . Daily starvation and dehydration not only weakens and sickens the body it slowly weakens the brain and takes away it's faculty of reasoning. Why do you think homeless people who starve often become dysfunctional, retarded and delusional and end up begging on the roadsides. Why do you think all very Islamic quran toting countries without oil income are poverty stricken and always need help and charity from non muslim industrial countries to survive? Why do you think that few million jews have gotten over 150 noble prizes in sciences and 1.5 billion muslims did not get any ( the two science noble prize winners with muslim names were non practicing secularists) Fasting is a curse on muslims . It is actually a jewish conspiracy to sicken and mentally weaken the muslim umma and they have been very successful. ZAKAT That leaves charity which is a universally practiced activity and is common to all cultures and is not considered a pillar of any religion. BONUS CLAUSE IN THE GOLDEN RULE Although Allah has guaranteed paradise and 72 houries for mujahids and killers of infidels, there is catch. You have to wait for this orgy until after the judgment day. There is however a bonus clause. If you die for Allah and become a shaheed you can start copulating right after death. This bonus clause is a bonanza for young horny muslims and attracts thousands of them worldwide for suicide bombings and various jihadi missions. GOLDEN RULE WAS APPLIED EVEN TO THE PROPHET Allah is very fair in his affairs. Even his dearest and the top prophet Mo was not exempted from this golden rule of islam. In Mecca when Mohammed had not yet fought any jihad or killed any infidels Allah had not guaranteed him paradise . Here are two verses regarding his doubtful fate at that stage.
Q 46.9 Say "I know not what shall be done with me or with you". PROPHET MO STILL WAITING FOR HIS HOURIES
Although prophet Mo qualified to get paradise by his jihadi activities and cutting many infidel heads later in Madina, he did not have his head cut by an infidel and thus could not achieve "shahadat". His head was intact on his shoulders until the end and was safely resting on the thighs of his gorgeous teenage wife Ayesha when he died. Actually the odds of that happening were high since Ayesha's thighs were often the resting place for his head even when she was menstruating.
Narrated 'Aisha: "The Prophet used to recite Qur'an with his head on my lap while I was in menses". Prophet Mo slept with his face between Ayesha's warm naked thighs in
winters.
Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin: "One night he entered (upon me) while I was menstruating. He felt pain from cold. And he said: Come near me. I said: I am menstruating. He said: Uncover your thighs. I, therefore, uncovered both of my thighs. Then he put his cheek and chest on my thighs and I lent upon he until he became warm and slept". For information or comments, write to Feedback@IslamReview.com |